Daddy Clanger (imc) wrote,
Daddy Clanger

My letter to Santa

[Santa header]Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I bought porn for bopeepsheep (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I pulled over and changed abdoujaparov's flat tyre (15 points). In February ewx and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I stole atreic's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (5 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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