Daddy Clanger (imc) wrote,
Daddy Clanger

Reticulating Splines

I've just received a department-wide email advertising a seminar with the title "Componentising Software Performance Optimization Expertise".

I might have to steal that phrase, but I'm not sure what for yet. It sounds like the sort of thing they'd say on Star Trek to explain how they fixed the computer. (This would be just after they reversed the polarity of the neutron flow, of course.)

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