Daddy Clanger (imc) wrote,
Daddy Clanger
imc

Stocking fillers

finger of fudge; chocolate coins; musical spinning top; mini tic-tac-toe; bouncy ball; milky bar

1. Fudge? I didn't want that! [It had been eaten by lunch time.]
2. Chocolate coins? I didn't want that either.
 – But you like chocolate coins.
 – I do like them, but I didn't want them.
 [By lunch time he was threatening to eat just the coins and not have any actual lunch.]
3. This was with my presents but I didn't want it.
4. This was in my stocking but I didn't want it. [He still offered me a game over breakfast though.]
5. This was in my stocking but I did want it.
6. This was in the flat present. I didn't want that either. [It got eaten before I even took this picture.]
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