For the record, I don't have a Myspace and I don't want one, and I'm not about to be fired. Many (but not all) statements in the first two paragraphs were true, but the rest was more or less a complete fabrication. One person told me it was not amusing; I appear to have been defriended by another. Oops. If it was in bad taste, I apologise.
In other news:
Today I have been ill with some sort of stomach bug and didn't go to work and missed choir.
My DVR crashed about 2 minutes before the end of tonight's The Apprentice.
Why does predictive text not recognise the word "trowel"? Why does it write "troyel" instead? What is a troyel?