Your friends have organised a barbeque, but you're not invited.
That's not something I need to know.
11(18.0%)
Meh.
9(14.8%)
I'm sure it's an oversight — the invitation will be along soon.
3(4.9%)
Well, people are entitled to do whatever they like.
15(24.6%)
It turns out I can't go that day anyway.
7(11.5%)
Look, I promise not to get cross but I'd actually like to know why.
7(11.5%)
How dare they?! I'm gatecrashing it.
1(1.6%)
Friends? Surely you mean ex-friends.
1(1.6%)
Oi! There's no "q" in "barbecue", you fool! (Hmm, maybe that's why I didn't get invited.)
7(11.5%)