A person who cycles on city centre streets with both hands off the handlebars…
is clearly proficient at cycling
6(12.2%)
is endangering themselves and other road users
19(38.8%)
is cool
1(2.0%)
is a twunt
11(22.4%)
is a clever dick*
4(8.2%)
can look cooler by folding their arms
3(6.1%)
can do other useful stuff with their free hands, such as sending text messages
4(8.2%)
…flipped off my parents, you insensitive clod!
1(2.0%)
*Sorry, wrong joke!
