December 7th, 2005

clanger Oct 2005, clanger grin, clanger


Last night I had a rather hot tikka masala and some dopiaza with rice and tadka dahl.

bopeepsheep had a rather mild tikka masala and some dopiaza with rice and tadka dahl. It was exactly the same stuff, just different interpretations.

smallclanger had… a Curly Wurly which he stole out of a box that I wasn't aware he knew about. Having delivered bopeepsheep's dinner I went back into the kitchen to fetch mine and smallclanger's, and when I got back he had somehow found this Curly Wurly and got it open and was going "num num".

I am happy to report that he did a few spoonfuls of rice later on (which is probably no more than he would have eaten on any other day).

My letter to Santa

[Santa header]Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I bought porn for bopeepsheep (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I pulled over and changed abdoujaparov's flat tyre (15 points). In February ewx and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I stole atreic's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (5 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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