May 14th, 2010

blue things

But is it a BBQ or a BBC?

Your friends have organised a barbeque, but you're not invited.

That's not something I need to know.
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Meh.
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I'm sure it's an oversight — the invitation will be along soon.
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Well, people are entitled to do whatever they like.
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It turns out I can't go that day anyway.
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Look, I promise not to get cross but I'd actually like to know why.
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How dare they?! I'm gatecrashing it.
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Friends? Surely you mean ex-friends.
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Oi! There's no "q" in "barbecue", you fool! (Hmm, maybe that's why I didn't get invited.)
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