Spock seems to be a close second.
<ewx>Well that's a bit crap.</ewx>
|Full of charm|
|likes to draw attention|
|unrest and even complications is both dependent and independent|
|does not forgive.|
Some of that even seems vaguely accurate.
(Don't know why some of that appeared 5 times the first time I posted it. Should be fixed now. Weird!)