Lots of people have pasted the same twenty questions on their journals. So far I haven't answered any of them - and if I do, I'm unlikely to answer questions from everyone (or indeed all the questions from any one person). Please do not take this personally. The thing is, I'm just totally useless at answering that kind of thing and I'm not sure how well it would go down if I only answered three of the questions. I apologise to the world.
[Edit: I suppose I could go round answering one question from each person. ;-) In addition, for answers to questions 3 and 4 please see a previous meme posting. For the answer to question 18 I guess I have a rather loose kind of friendship with most of the people on my LJ-Friends list which is remaining rather static. There are very few people with whom I would not wish to have a friendship, and certainly none of those (if any) are on my LJ-Friends list.]
I am also not going to post the questions on my journal (though in a sense I have just done that, by including the link above). If you want to answer them anyway, you are quite welcome to; if instead you wish to treat me with the contempt I deserve then feel free to ignore them.