This morning a postman rang the doorbell and, as I was slightly slow in opening the door, he left the package on the ground just by the door and continued on his merry way. When I opened the door he said something of the form `it's down by the door, mate' so I asked him to please not do that in case we are on holiday and he grunted an `oh yeah' kind of noise.
But it will be as well not to buy anything by mail order during the week before we go away. . .