Daddy Clanger (imc) wrote,
Daddy Clanger
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Interlude

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed really early because my baby was yelling at me.

I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's a thousand photographs of my baby.

I want to say thanks to Cowley's postal workers for going on strike again. What a bunch of malcontents.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

Ooh, the sun is out.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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